Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
11.06.2025 13:42

I actually pay taxes
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
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I see through liars
I don’t cotton to rapists
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
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I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I have a reading level above third grade
I have complete contempt for fakery
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
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I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
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I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I can count
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
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I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
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I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I can read
I know who the president of Turkey really is
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I understand how hurricane paths work
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t watch or listen to advertising